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If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

• Where are you going?

• With whom?

• Why?

• How are you going?

• To discover what?

• Why only you?

• What do I do when you are not here?

• Can I come with you?

• When will you be back?

• Would you have dinner at home?

• What would you bring for me?

• You deliberately made this plan without me, didnt you?

• You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...

• Answer me why?

• I want to go to my mothers house.

• I want you to drop me there.

• I dont want to come back ever!

• What do you mean, OK?

• Why arent you stopping me?

• I dont understand what this whole discovery thing is about.

• You always do things like this.

• Last time you also did the same thing!

• Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.

• I still dont understand what else is left to be discovered!